my pet

hi my name is thomas i have ten fish and a turtle and 3 rats

Spelling

Daddy: Alright Thomas, I'm going to throw you for a loop. How do you spell "island"?
Me: I-S-L-A-N-D
Daddy: Alright, I give up! He's officially smarter than me!

my new glasises

hi my name is thomas
i war glasies

I Think She Was Just Saying That So I'd Eat It

I asked momma what the red stuff in our pasta salad was and she said she didn't know. So I went and looked on the box and read the ingredients. It was red pepper. I don't like red pepper.

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